Us Weekly breathlessly reports up to the minute news from the front lines of celebrity vanity projects. It just posted this vital update to its website.
Reese Witherspoon: My New Fragrance
Reflects "My Life"
Reflects "My Life"
Really? That's awesome, Reese. So I guess it smells like highlights, tooth whitener and Jake Gyllenhaal's taint. I know there are more than a few readers out there wishing for a scratch 'n sniff of that last one. Avon calling!
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Great Blog! Hilarious! It's amazing how they capture the essence in Bottled Taint.
...And Another Thing!
@Michael: Thanks! I was feeling bad for going after such a soft target. It's like kicking a retarded puppy.
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