Unsung Bodily Functions Part 1

I think flatulence has earned our respect. Think how far it had to travel just to remind you that you had a taco for lunch.

Just for Fun

At a champagne brunch, ask for a virgin mimosa.

Faith, Reconsidered

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

But not a new flower per drop, of course. That would be a doomsday scenario for the human race, pretty flowers choking out all life as we know it. Except possibly bees.

Superfluity

When seeing your proctologist, a breath mint is probably unnecessary.