Poor Impulse Control

Have you ever thought of walking up and pants-ing guys who sag?
It's tempting, but could be detrimental to one's health.

To Reconstitute Man?

I can't figure out Reader's Digest Condensed Books. When I add water, they just turn into a soupy mess.

I would think they would've improved the technology by now.

Feck is Back!

Whatever happened to Evelyn Wood? It's okay, I'll wait till you finish....