Farewell

Last month, People magazine editor Larry Hackett told the New York Times' Generation B columnist Michael Winerip, “We’re....on Farrah watch. At this point Farrah has to die. It’s the only cover left for her.”

So, Larry, roll out that cover you've had saved for months and prepare for sales numbers even higher than the record number Farrah gave you in 1979. Miss Fawcett has left the building. Speaking of which, I'm already wondering what kind of puns we're going to see on all the tabloids. Plumbing references, anyone?

Stealth Porn

I find exercise videos and instructional manuals offensive. They're so graphic.

Kermit the Dog

In this mashup of Reservoir Dogs and Muppets Take Manhattan, Kermit is Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi), explaining why he doesn't tip.

Thanks to Figs232 of YouTube for making a Muppet video NSFW--Not Safe For Work, for the acronym challenged. Enjoy!

Citizen Cat

My cat just coughed up a hairball.

At least he did something productive today.