10/31/09

Overheard on Halloween


At Life Without Feck, we love nothing more than a feckless group of kids. I just heard this on the corner of 29th Street and 35th Avenue in Queens and submitted it to Overheard in New York:

Group of children in costume, chanting in unison:

WE WANT MORE CANDY!
WE WANT MORE CANDY!
NO MORE APPLES!
NO MORE APPLES!

Ironically, the New Yorkers who used to dress like every day was Halloween and ingest all manner of unknown compounds in the name of fun have grown into puckered-butt adults afraid of refined sugar. Perhaps those younguns will return later to decorate...with recycled toilet paper, of course.

PS: What would the vegan parents of a kid who'd thrown eggs at a house say? Would they think they'd raised a serial killer?

Also overheard:
Overheard at the Zoo

10/29/09

Just in Time for Halloween


Onion News Network's Today Now shows worried parents How to Find a Masculine Costume for Your Effeminate Son.


Still to Come: How to Squat in Your Foreclosed Home

More Advice from Today Now:
Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Children Less Attractive