1/28/10

J.D. Salinger Dies, Takes Ugly Betty With Him


I just got a text message from the spousal unit:

News tidbits...J.D. Salinger died, and Ugly Betty canceled by ABC.

To which I replied:
Bummer to the first and who cares to the second.

J.D. Salinger wrote a tale of adolescent angst that should be required reading for everyone, angsty or not. Sylvia Plath's work doesn't stand up quite so well but she suffered and was eventually overwhelmed by the black dog of depression.

Salinger removed himself from the literary gene pool in a less violent way but still assured us that we would never be disappointed in him. Like Garbo, but much more talented, he wanted to be alone. I have a feeling there are people tearing through his effects right now, looking for something to publish, anything, an old shopping list or a note to his mailman.

On the other end of the spectrum, we have a television show centered around a sweet, unattractive girl bumbling her way through life in the big city. Recently, Betty has undergone a makeover, her Patricia Field-on-acid wardrobe toned down, her hair cut, eyebrows tweezed.

In its rush to present a pretty heroine, ABC forgot the real reason viewers were tuning out: the show stopped being funny. The family became selfish and whiny and Betty became more irritating in every episode. There's even a rumor that she will sleep with her boss this season. Gross! This was a humorous soap opera with no one vamping better than Vanessa Williams. Now it's become a dreary parody of itself.

Maybe there's something to be said for quitting while you're ahead.


1/5/10

Almost Famous


Once again, your feckless reporter has made it onto the pages of Overheard in New York. There's nothing like sitting on your couch and having a ready-made quote--or, in this case, a chant--float into your window. I heard it on Halloween but it takes time to sort through all the weird things New Yorkers say. I have to admit, the Michael Jackson one is my favorite, but the group I overheard is still funny, with just a chilling hint of Lord of the Flies to bring it home.


Subway girl in Halloween costume: I was thinking about going as Rosie the Riveter, but, like, girly Rosie the Riveter. In shorts.

--A Train

Trying-to-be-hip mom: What are vampires wearing this season?

--Halloween Adventure

Group of kids in costume, chanting: We want more candy! We want more candy! No more apples! No more apples!

--35th Ave & 29th St, Astoria

Overheard by: kathcom

Man dressed up as Michael Jackson on Halloween: I'm the King of pop, man! I'll touch your children! I'll hang your baby off a balcony!

--Downtown 6 Train

Late-night Halloween-reveler man with dirty cotton beard: I'm Santa. I'm drunk and I'm angry. Fuck balls. Reindeer balls.

--Downtown 6 train

Guy dressed as Billy Mays, in loud infomercial voice: Billy Mays here! Sick and tired of waiting for NJ Transit? Next time, drive! For the low, low price of $20 per toll! Just $4.69 per gallon!

--NJ Transit

Overheard by: J. Ra

Old man to another, about Halloween: I love young girls who dress up like pussies.

--Soho

Overheard by: Edan


via Overheard in New York, Dec 30, 2009

I NY!